Thursday, August 14, 2025

Capricorn in Astrology

 

Capricorn makes curtain call on Sagittarian party and ends all the fun. It is an unfortunate signs, that even people who are born under do not like and prefer to be something else instead.

Capricorn opens with winter solstice, the darkest and coldest period of year. In agricultural world it is now dead winter. Everything comes to a halt and waits for the new year ahead. It is the most hard and unfortunate period in year. Too cold, too dark, nothing grows, no food if you have not saved enough from the last harvest. One needs to be a literal monster to thrive in a period like this. Capricorn is that kind of monster.

Capricorn sometimes simply called goat. Some pictures simply show a goat, much like those for Aries show ram. That is however incorrect: only front side of Capricorn is goat, at its back is has fish tail and middle section is something akin to a serpent or eel. Not the same components as Chimera but as convoluted and messed up. You can't help but wonder how a creature like this could possibly live. Capricorns are unnatural abominations. They do not like things others find enjoyable and things they like and do are much unlike the rest of the zodiac. 


If you were to summarise Capricorn in one word, it will be survivalist. Not all of them build nuclear strike proof bunkers in their backyards, but all of them tend to prepare in various ways for worst things to come. Most of these preparations are useless in real life. What are the chances you will end up on an inhabitant island or in Amazon jungles and will have to survive there. Capricorns not only learn these things themselves what to do in such situations but also teach this to their children. 

Capricorns like children but they are rather harsh and cruel parents. They survivalism gets the best of them and they push their children to do a lot of hard things, erroneously believing it will help them later in life. Capricorn style parenting is close to Chinese style parenting. Unlike Chinese however Capricorns treat girls a lot better that guys. Girls get spoiled privileged treatment, while guys had to deal with harshness and cruelty. I pity all male children who had to deal with it.

In the end however most Capricorns fail their children, because "skills" they teach cannot compete with connections and unfair advantage that other parents provide for their kids. Capricornian upbringings sets their children to harsh life of exploitation by their employers and wife or cynicism and disillusionment with society.

In addition to Children, Capricorns also like elderly. They are the sign that tend to respect experience and thinks that old people deserve special privileges and broad respect from society. That is something they share with fellow Earth Signs of Taurus and Virgo.

Capricorns do not enjoy creature comforts as much as other signs do. They feel content with basic things and Spartan conditions. Some even go as far as abhorring creature comforts as decadent and weak. Even on their vacations they go to places so inhospitable, that someone like Cancer or Libra downright will refuse to go even if you pay them a lot of money.

Capricorns are also very stingy with money. Unless its health or other few issues they find important, they will spend as little as possible. Even if they have a lot of money to spend, they still cling to every penny out there.  

Capricorns like sports, they think active lifestyle is good for health and pursue it. Despite being very stingy, they likely spend a lot of money of gym and other sport equipment. 

Finally health is a major obsession for Capricorns. That is something they share with Virgos. They will eat some weird mix of seeds with some weird shit, called muesli, because they believe it is healthy and prolongs their lives. Producers of these dodgy "healthy" foods things make billions off these gullible hypochondriacs. So long as you advertise it as healthy, they will almost guaranteed to buy it.


When it comes to work, Capricorns are best known as work-a-holics of zodiac. Capricorns are willing to work more and harder than others, often in the harsh conditions. They are also willing to take and do any work. Broadly speaking Capricorns make ideal employees in the eyes of their bosses. This is why some astrologers call Capricorns ambitious rank climbers. In reality Capricorns have low self-worth and work so hard to win validation from their superiors. They are sycophants.  

As bosses themselves, Capricorns are your typical boss from hell. They expect the same work-a-holism from their subordinates as they show themselves. Some like Virgos, Pisces and possibly Tauruses can be OK with that. However most people will not put up with that and quit their jobs or hate their boss if its bad economy and its hard to find a different job with a different boss.

Finally colleagues typically do not like Capricorns. They are more of people who push others to work harder rather than those who do lion's share of work for the team. However in certain situations Capricorns can indeed pull the entire team with their own effort, thou unlike Leo they will not be too manganous about it.


The worst thing about Capricorns however is that they are simps. They worship women, excuse them any shitty behavior and generally willing to do anything to please them. Needless to say that attracts bad selfish women who all too happy to use Capricorns to their advantage serve their selfish self-interest. "It is always a woman that leads the man astray."

Broadly speaking Capricorn's fellow Earth Signs of Taurus and Virgo as well as possibly Cancer are of the same attitude towards women, but they are far less capable of serving as accessories to ambitions of such women. Thus their heel licking behavior does not affect anything beyond their own sex and family life.

Capricorn on the other hand capable of corrupting almost anything they touch in service to these evil women. If left unchecked, this will destroy the very fabric of society, like what we see now. Our post financial crisis of 2008 austerity mess is a result of the corruption caused by Capricorns and women they serve. Period between 2008 and 2024 was period of Pluto in Capricorn.

I already wrote plenty of articles on how Pluto in Capricorn period is horrible so I will not repeat myself here. Needless to say it is long overdue for someone like Aquarius to step up, bitch slap women into submission and fix society from the damage they have done. Woman's place is in the kitchen and bedroom, they should not be listened to, much less obeyed, but rather gagged, fucked and forced to make sandwich and clean toilets.


Because of the above, when it comes to dating, male Capricorns have their pick of evil witches, whom most other men will not want to touch with a yard stick, other than to kill them of course.

Female Capricorn is either a gold digger or a girl-boss. Only fellow Earth Signs could tolerate someone like that. May be such women only exist because otherwise Taurus and Virgo will not be able to get laid. 


Some astrologers like to call Capricorn natural leaders. That does require further clarification. Capricorn can be a leader, but they are different kind of leader compare to Leo. Leo is a democratic style leader who wins their power from people around them, who elect Leos to lead and represent them. In contrast Capricorn is autocratic style leader who delivers his power from those above him, not those around or below him. No one in their sane mind, with exception of possibly Tauruses, Virgos or Pisces will vote for a Capricorn to lead them. On their end Capricorn could not lead in a way that would make followers approve of them. They are too much fixated on goals set by their superiors and will wilfully ignore problems and complains of those below them. They do not care if you cannot do it, as far as they concern its their bosses who matters.

Capricorns occasionally become national or state leaders. Examples include Richard Nixon in the US and Joh Bjelke-Petersen in Queensland, Australia. Both are infamous for going down in a huge corruption scandal that shook the structures of government and society. It was Watergate for Nixon and Fitzgerald Enquiry for Joh.

Broadly speaking Joh is possibly the most typical spherical Capricorn in vacuum. So called "hillbilly dictator" he wished to abolish free speech, repressed protesters with violence, took bribes, claimed to work so hard he only slept 4 hours a day and was a simp to his wife, Flo. He rigged the jury in his favor and because of that was not convicted for his crimes despite lengthy trial that left judicial system exhausted.

Broadly speaking on personal level, Capricorns reject the Libra's style justice that is prevalent in liberal democracies. Joh wished to altern fundamental rules of Australian liberal democratic society, but did not had enough power to do so. Capricorn's alternative (in)justice system is a mix jungle law with some protections for women, elderly and powerful. Capricornian (in)justice is practiced in well developed dictatorships as it justifies all sorts of abuses, the dictator may wish to inflict, while shoring up their power by labelling opposition to tyranny as immoral. Capricornian corrupt (in)justice system is essentially victim blaming, mixed with kiss up kick down mentality. It shields powerful and privileged from accountability and responsibility.

To enforce its (in)justice, Capricorn sometimes resorts to religion. Capricornian version of religion often has evil strict god, that punishes any violations of "divine" law. Of all versions of Christianity, the Eastern Orthodox is the most Capricornian one as it puts emphasis on eternal damnation of hell for sinners and violations of 10 commandments. It also glorifies monastic live with its ascetism, self-denial and glorification of suffering and Spartan conditions.

Also a religion can allow Capricorn to deliver authority from god and rule over society that is too afraid of this fictional god. Without such religion and superstition fear it is hard to imagine Capricorn being able to win power in a fair competition from people.


Finally some information about Capricorn's role in bigger picture of the zodiac. Capricorn is the last cardinal sign of the zodiac. Capricorn opens the final chapter of astrological story, that of death and transformation. Transformation will later be handled by Aquarius once Capricorn destroys what is left of the world and society. I wish we could just skip to the part where Aquarius destroys the regime and fixes everything.

Capricorn is located polar opposite of Cancer. As I wrote in Cancer's own article, Cancer is warm, welcoming and supportive signs, that gets people together and helps them relax and grow. Cancers nurture people and society, allow them to become all what they can be. 

Capricorn is the opposite of that, they are harsh, stingy, spiteful and cruel. That eventually leads towards everyone leaving them for something or someone better. Despite that Capricorns fool themselves into thinking that what they do somehow makes people stronger, even though all their efforts do it make people weak, tired, hateful and sometimes downright kill them.

Capricorn is also the last Earth Sign. Despite begin so wrong on many things and different from the most of zodiac, Capricorns tend to get a lot of support from fellow Earth Signs, who often rally behind Capricorn as their leader. Taurus and Virgo are much more mild, peaceful and far less dangerous by themselves, yet they often willingly become part of Capricorn's zealots army to bring forth their extreme agenda.

Finally I wrote a lot about horrors and abuses of recent Capricornian era, marked by Pluto's transit through this sign. I will not repeat it here as this will make article too large.


Capricorn is a sign with very unnatural view on reality that causes great deal of harm to people around them and society as whole. I advice to keep them away from power at any cost.

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